If you’re having pancakes, and are offered a choice between Maple Syrup and Blueberries, don’t do what I did and order both as well as cream and ice cream. It turned what would have been a venial dalliance in gastronomical excess into a full-blown venture into one of the seven deadly sins.
Sloth and Gluttony should be redefined as “pasttimes” rather than “sins” anyway.
